The book has powers

The book has powers, originally uploaded by jamie_derooy.

I think when I open my eyes really wide they look like lizard eyes. The eyebrows help, i'm sure and the muscle extention and all that strategically placed jazz for a wonderfully, mostly nonsensical picture.

It seems that every picture taken that night with me smiling was the utmost of gayness. I vow never to smile in a picture again. The following is a list of accepted things to do in a picture from now unto forever:

1. Crossing eyes
2. Sticking out tongue
3. stretching face in every angle
4. Big thumbs up with dork smile (only acceptable smile)
5. Rockstar pose
6. Hulk smashing
7. Pointing at obscure places and people
8. holding 1 beer, 2 beers, case of beer, people drinking beer
9. finger contorted to word "bloods"
10. pointing to my Toronto Maple Leafs shirts, hats with a thumbs up
11. whatever else sounds like a good idea at the time.

Really, it all comes together at one moment and one moment only and that's when you're there, everyone's having a good time and ready to pose. But for now my fair readers, I am never again going to smile in a picture.

Maybe it's because every time I look in a mirror, I make a face and think it looks funny (small mental capacity some time people, small things amuse me).

So anyways....Last Sliver Knudsen coming up tonight or tomorrow.

Awesome party Robin!