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Saturday, July 22, 2006

WARNING: this contains the longest running sentence EVER


la dee daw, originally uploaded by jamie_derooy.

So i've found any and every reason not to write for quite a bit of time. I'm wanting to start updating a bit more often, as the documentary's starting this week and I'd like to write down how the progress goes as it happens. LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!

So it'll be interesting. For an editor, a director helping you while you edit is great and all, but there always seems to be disagreements. So when I heard that I'm going to have TWO directors, I decided that quitting drinking will be something I may try after this 3 month process is nearing its end. Apparantly these directors are great and all to work with on their own, but when they're together you need to find a safe place to weather the storm.

This documentary will be the defining point of my career to date. The biggest project i've ever worked on and will either make or break me in the eyes of the place i'm working at now.

So if this works out well, i'll be ready to pack up my things, move to Hollywood, start doing blow, become an alcoholic, have an affair with Angelina Jolie, become a Scientologist, "park" behind the Hollywood sign, become the notorious badboy which will make me more popular than Collin Farrel, Tell people like Russel Crowe and Al Pacino how to do their job, make stars, break stars, "park" behind the Hollywood sign again, dump Angelina Jolie for Anne Hathaway, join the mob, start importing cigarettes from south america, build a crime empire, get caught for tax evasion and racketeering, eventually agree to do Oprah, but NOT The View, have a terrible falling out with EVERY film company in town, move to Germany, buy a farm in an extremely rural area, put a rocking chair on my front porch, drink beer, learn how to play the banjo, upgrade to guitar and start a legendary rockstar career.....but that's an entirely different story.

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